Thursday, February 19, 2009

American Idiot

Great.

Today in our society everyone seems to find the bad in everything. My question is why not focus on the great? No, our country is not perfect. I emphasize on the word not, however, we are so fortunate in so many aspects.

Our poorest person, could be considered “rich” in other parts of the world. Unlike many, in other countries, our lowest class has the benefit of going to a shelter, and receiving food and public education. It irritates, and I mean really irritates the piss out of me when people focus on things like : how bad the economy is, mistakes Bush made in office, how messed up our school systems are. It’s a constant “whiney baby” attitude, that seems to wipe this selfish nation. Though there is always room for improvement, how dare the American people obsess over things like that instead of looking at the bigger picture. While others suffer from genocide, hunger, rapid growth of the AIDS epidemic, malnutrition, dirty water, sexual violations that are ignored, and so on, We have pretty good. We have great schools, fair justice system, huge hospitals, luxurious stores and entertainments. We have rights, we have freedoms, and if you work hard enough in this country you can fulfill your dreams. People are not discriminated against for race or sex and we are not treated like animals, or property.

Ya know? People have some nerve, to infatuate them selves with how “bad” our country is and the mistakes it has made. Our ancestors fought, and struggled to come here in the hopes of making our lives enjoyable, rewarding, and worthwhile. They would be so ashamed, and mortified if they saw us now. Taking advantage of our everyday privileges, and trashing the government. As Americans, we need to have pride and dignity. We need to stand together as “one nation under God”. We need to Stop falling into the stereotypical “American idiot” category, and realize how good we have it. NO! How GREAT we have it.








Binding kittens


I’m bad, are you? Do you pinch people, in huge crowds? Do you cheat on tests? Do you break the law daily? I do, cause I’m bad. Do you brush your teeth? Do you waste your time in school? Do you talk to adults respectfully? I don’t cause I’m bad.

I only eat junk, I steal from my little sister. I only play jokes that hurt people. I put bug-spray in my neighbor’s dog’s mouth. I catch stupid fish just to watch them suffer when I let them in dirt. I’ve hawked a loogey on a judge and been kicked out of juvie. I burn bird’s nests with the quick light of a match. I bind kittens. I stick gum on expensive equipment. I cheat on my boyfriend. I shoot BB’s at people as they ride their bikes. I trip my teachers. I spit in other peoples food. I drop hydrochloric acid on my dads eyelids when he sleeps. I don’t have feelings. I don’t have rules. I’m a bad girl. I’m a BAD BAD girl, and I love it. Go ahead try to be bad like me,

I dare you.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Austin, My Best Friend


Ausitn Joesph Segal. My best friend. Loud, crazy, abnoxious. Always up for a great time. Can cheer you up in a heartbeat. Never takes a damn thing seriously. He claims to love art. He's actually kind of good at it. He lives five mintues away from me. We do alot with eachother. We tell eachother EVERYTHING. He never judges people. He always goes with the flow. He's a genius when it comes to computers. He always takes pictures. He's probably moving to Texas. He's really smart, despite his bad grades. He has beautiful,thick, black, curly hair. He loves eating spam, thanks to me. He idolizes Barak Obama. We disagree all the time. Ausitn works at Dairy Queen, but I never get free ice- cream. He's to good for this small town. He'd be better in NYC where he could really be himself. That boy really knows how to freakin' dress. Whenever I see a volvo, I think of Aus. He really isn't that good when it comes to playing Wii. His family doesn't understand him. No one does like I do. He's sarcastic. He'll go out of his way to help me anytime. He doesn't give good advice but he does try. He feels akward easily. I can look like total white trash, and he'll hang out with me, and not comment on my "stink breath"( well an occassional comment might slip here and there). He's like the brother I never had. He introduced me to the love of my life, sushi. He doesn't have religion. From the first day we met, I knew we would be "Best Friends", just ask him. We talk in fake languages, and completely understand eachother. His neck is very sensitve, so you can't scratch it hard, or it leaves claw marks for approx 3 hours. His favorite drink is Simply Lemonade. He heats up Uncle Ben's 90 second rice, like it's part of his daily routine. He yells at my mother, like she is his own. We are 17 years old, and yes we play in the snow and make totally rediculous work out videos, but he's my best friend. He loves me, and I love him. That is something in this world that just couldn't change. This isn't just someone highschool friendship that lasts till the end of senior year, no, ours is more than that. So much more than that. It's a life long friendship, and we'll always have eachother's backs.

Gotcha!

Ok, so my dad is a penguin. My mom is a Spy. I have three brothers with "Man Ginas". My arm pit hair has lice. I have green blood. Your mom is dumb! I don't know what to write. I feel like an ass. I have a strannnnnge crush on paul. It's totally fake. I want to ask him to prom, but i'm scared he will go on a rant that no one can understand. (We have a VERY joking relationship). R....aaa.......n.....d...oooo.m is how i'm feeling at the moment. "Gotcha!" is the topic of conversation here but to be completely honest i' drawing a blank. Am i telling the truth? Do i make sense? OR is your grandmother just drinking horse piss agian? I'm betting on the piss. I wish i was on a deserted island with Adam Sandler. He's annoying, yet comical. And well i would pretty much love to just kiss his cheek. It's winter so my legs are dry and scaley. Your thinking lotion right? yup, already tried, it doesn't freakin work. The color of alex's pants makes me nautious and the timer just went off. I meant EVERY SINGLE thing i just wrote.

Wait only a crazy person would write this shit...GOTCHAAAAA!

MOVE

I hate sitting still. I love to move. Thanks to my ADHD, it's almost impossible for me to sit still. Constant moving makes this girl happy. I always tap my foot or chew on a pen. I always have a burst of energy. A downside to my constant movement, is my inability to concentrate. I can easily get destracted by something so stupid like a floating piece of dust. When I'm not moving, i think about moving. I like to observe other people's movements like how they walk, dance,or even how they talk. Oh yeah! that's another thing i constantly move my lips. Sometimes, way to much. There's nothing like a nice long pointless conversation with someone. A conversation where you can talk about absolutly nothing, yet by the end, you feel inlightend. Unfourtunatly, most of the time my lips move faster than my mouth, causing me to blabber.

FASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST. The speed in which my movement usually is. Energetic. Get's the job done. Leaves more time for other things.

SlOOOooooOOOooow. Can be very boring. No room for mistakes. Depending on what mood I'm in, can be some what relaxing.