Binding kittens

I’m bad, are you? Do you pinch people, in huge crowds? Do you cheat on tests? Do you break the law daily? I do, cause I’m bad. Do you brush your teeth? Do you waste your time in school? Do you talk to adults respectfully? I don’t cause I’m bad.

I only eat junk, I steal from my little sister. I only play jokes that hurt people. I put bug-spray in my neighbor’s dog’s mouth. I catch stupid fish just to watch them suffer when I let them in dirt. I’ve hawked a loogey on a judge and been kicked out of juvie. I burn bird’s nests with the quick light of a match. I bind kittens. I stick gum on expensive equipment. I cheat on my boyfriend. I shoot BB’s at people as they ride their bikes. I trip my teachers. I spit in other peoples food. I drop hydrochloric acid on my dads eyelids when he sleeps. I don’t have feelings. I don’t have rules. I’m a bad girl. I’m a BAD BAD girl, and I love it. Go ahead try to be bad like me,

I dare you.