Gotcha!

Ok, so my dad is a penguin. My mom is a Spy. I have three brothers with "Man Ginas". My arm pit hair has lice. I have green blood. Your mom is dumb! I don't know what to write. I feel like an ass. I have a strannnnnge crush on paul. It's totally fake. I want to ask him to prom, but i'm scared he will go on a rant that no one can understand. (We have a VERY joking relationship). R....aaa.......n.....d...oooo.m is how i'm feeling at the moment. "Gotcha!" is the topic of conversation here but to be completely honest i' drawing a blank. Am i telling the truth? Do i make sense? OR is your grandmother just drinking horse piss agian? I'm betting on the piss. I wish i was on a deserted island with Adam Sandler. He's annoying, yet comical. And well i would pretty much love to just kiss his cheek. It's winter so my legs are dry and scaley. Your thinking lotion right? yup, already tried, it doesn't freakin work. The color of alex's pants makes me nautious and the timer just went off. I meant EVERY SINGLE thing i just wrote.

Wait only a crazy person would write this shit...GOTCHAAAAA!